Dear Diary,

It was rainy and yucky here today,  but that didn’t stop Cass and I from finding the fun!   We discussed what we wanted to do over cupcakes, coming up with and rejecting lots of ideas.  We wanted something naughty and fun, but special too!   You know us though, we always come up with something and today was no exception.  I must say right here that the two of us are very resourceful and when we turn on the charm we get whatever we want!  That’s why it was so easy when we went and talked to one of the hotel managers and got him to let us use one of their empty conference rooms for free.  Then the two of us hung out in the bar and looked for guys to join the stroking contest we were going to have in the empty room.  Really Diary, you didn’t think for one minute that the cock tease Princesses would allow strange men to stroke their cocks in our hotel room??  No way!

You would think that it would be difficult to get guys to agree to stand in a line together and stroke their cocks in front of strangers, but really it’s not at all.  It only took an hour or so to find five guys willing to do it.  And we weren’t even offering any prizes!   This just goes to show, Diary, that my theory about men and their cocks is true.  I believe that any man in a given situation would love to whip out his cock and stroke it no matter what.

Circle Jerk with a Twist

Anyway, Cassidy and I got our guys all rounded up and took them to our conference room.  We told them that first there would be a beauty contest.  They needed to drop those pants and let us have a good look at their cocks.  All of them did this with surprising speed.  We had to kick one guy out of the room after just a glance because he was way too small.  Of course, we let him stay while we had a really good laugh and made sure that all the other guys saw his tiny cock and got to laugh too.

After that we rated the guys’ cocks—best to Oh My God put that thing away.  There was one who had one of the biggest cocks I had ever seen!  It was great until I saw his loser face looking at us like he knew he was big and that both of us would have sex with him if he wanted. Boy, was he in for a surprise.  Then we told them, ” Stroke your cock for ten seconds”.  They did.  Then we told them,  “Stroke for twenty seconds”.  By now sweat was popping out on their foreheads and they all had fully hard cocks.  We looked at them and then back at each other, we had decided earlier that they would not be able to cum at all.  It just was not practical. And besides why should Cassidy and I be nice to these stroking sluts anyway?

Perfect Timing

I could tell that they all expected to cum.  This was going to be so much fun.  We let them stroke some more, always stopping before anyone could get too excited.  After that was done, they all began to whine about wanting to cum.  We hate whining, by the way.  But, we didn’t tell them that, instead I said that we would let them finish soon.   Cassidy’s phone alarm went off just in time.  She told the guys that she had to take a call and stepped out of the room.  Ten seconds later, she motioned for me to come out into the hallway, then we pulled the hotel fire alarm..Which set off the sprinklers in the room.  As it went off and water poured down from the ceiling , the guys started running out the doors of the conference room trying to pull their pants up over their still hard cocks.  It was hysterical.

We went  back at our hotel room, proud of ourselves and still barely holding on to our “innocent faces” when the hotel staff asked if we knew what had happened.   Once alone, we started laughing again and  have been laughing for hours and I don’t think we’ll ever stop.  Perfect timing and great rainy day fun!