Well I am not sure whether to laugh or to cry. The warm northeast weather is definitely behind us for now. Sad for me, but happy too, because this is the time of year I am here the most for your kinky, raunchy, wild phone sex calls!
Cold Months of Bliss
I hear from so many of you that you want to call but our schedules don’t mesh. That’s about to change, at least for now. Before long, you will be able to pick up the phone and have a hot phone sex call with your Princess Melanie much more often. But, make no mistake, this is very dangerous for you! Cock strokers become addicted to my special brand of fetish fun. And then, when the weather warms and I return to my shorter schedule, and you cannot reach me … you suffer. Ohhhh yes, you suffer.
I love to make you suffer 🙂
Keep Warm While You Can
So save those pennies for your winter calls to me. Don’t waste them on unnecessary things like food, clothing, and heat. I like you naked, cold, and hungry. Then you are most vulnerable to me. That’s not me being mean, no way! Do pay your rent or mortgage, and your phone bill, as we need privacy to talk, and a way to do so. Unless you want to cower in an alleyway on a pay phone while you stroke, or beg me to let you do so. I do have a caller who does that and he loves it. So you never know, you might too.
Speak with you soon, naughty … 😉
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Melanie, you’re awesome! I almost forgot pay phones still existed until I read this post. I see them once in a while at seedy gas stations or poorly lit subway stations. (Yep, stroker central!) I guess it makes sense to leave them around for the phone-less guys that need to check in with their Mistresses somehow! LOL!
Anyway, you’re definitely not mean. You’re very generous to offer so much of yourself to the boys as the holidays and cold weather is near. Thanks for the giggles this Monday afternoon. 🙂