…and what do you think you’re doing? Pull up those pants right now and listen to me! Look, sometimes great things come in small packages…but this is not one of those times. You’re a decent enough fella but you have one of the smallest dicks in the world…it’s just how life is for you.
Accepting the fact that you have a significantly smaller-than-average penis can help make things a lot easier. Trust me, I know what I’m talking about. I have a lot of experience as a Mistress dealing with…well, you know…for now, why don’t we just refer to it as “micropenis”.

I know being teased about it excites you. Your fears of having someone notice your small penis are quite real and understandable. The lack of pleasure in sex with your small penis is very disappointing, but the shame that comes along with it can be quite exciting.

You know exactly what I’m talking about. Don’t you remember earlier this year when I bought you that masturbation kit for your birthday? You remember how you felt looking at those tweezers and microscope. You enjoyed them…I saw it. Well, at least I thought I saw a little something? Or what about that time I gave you your chastity cage? So what if it’s a thimble from my sewing kit…you liked it!

In any event, you need to understand the inadequacy of your tiny penis. Women will only value you to the degree that you are useful. I enjoy CFNM…keeping you naked and taking advantage of every opportunity to display you before my female friends is important to me. You know how much I enjoy the sounds of laughter.

Remember, you simply cannot satisfy the sexual desires of a normal woman wanting to feel filled up inside. You are a failure of a man who deserves being humiliated…small penis humiliation, to be exact.

Tell me, do you really think you can make up for your short-cummings? I’m sorry, but any man who sees Tiny Tim as the next John Holmes is not someone I can deal with as an equal. But look at the bright side…despite any bad behavior on your part I can guarantee you no one will ever refer to you as a prick!

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