I need to measure your little dick.

I’m always eager to learn new things. Some people warn that “curiosity killed the cat.” What they fail to realize is that “satisfaction brought it back.”

To satisfy this curiosity right now, I need to measure your little dick with a ruler, including your balls, in front of my girlfriends. Prepare to hold still, drop pants and underwear to your ankles and don’t worry about all the attention and degrading sense of embarrassment.  Women just like giggling.  It comes natural for us.

Now do as you’re told and stop acting like a bitch with tears flowing down your cheeks. Your “manhood” will be measured so just accept this fact. Pretty simple, no?

Oh my! I certainly wasn’t expecting that!

You should feel embarrassed for having a small dick.

The vicious estrogen-laden cackling is only broken by insightful comments such as: “Hi, eraser dick!”, or: “My lipstick is bigger!”, or: “That is a tiny, tiny wiener!”

Are you feeling intimidated yet? This has to be one of the funniest thing in the world. Silly me…I should have sold tickets to this show.

You do appear crestfallen. The embarrassment that you feel is overwhelmingly shameful. A group of females laughing at what you have called your “manhood” can feel very emasculating. It could lead an insecure male like yourself to strong feelings of shame, embarrassment and humiliation.

To have all these eyes simultaneously peering at your pathetic penis must feel like torture. I really do hope you weren’t thinking you measured up to the guys in “Magic Mike.”

Laugh out loud.  You have a small penis.

Alright, look, I understand your anguish. Let’s discuss the silver lining to all this…in a man’s life there really is so few times when he gets to be the center of all this female attention. So why not enjoy it? The attention is quite ephemeral…unless, of course, you plan on showing your penis to other women. In that case, all bets are off.

Did you honestly expect these gals to not hoot and holler out a small tune at the sight of your penis? Wishful thinking, Tiny Tim. Being naked in a room with CFNM, and on display like a piece of meat hanging in a cold butcher’s shop is not the easiest thing you’ve ever done. But on the other hand, it’s also not the hardest…pun intended!

Now pleasurably jack off your cock into an orgasm that completely takes over your body. You’re ambivalent about all this…you feel humiliated and emasculated…but you enjoy it tremendously.

What’s a young man to do except explore these feelings further and satisfy Mistress Cindy’s ongoing curiosity.

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