SPH Phone Sex by Mistress Nadia

All cocks have a built in self destruct phrase. A short sentence when uttered by a woman in bed that causes the hardest of cocks to shrivel faster then a dip off the Greenland coast in January. Have you figured what those four little words are?

“Is it in yet?”

So short, yet so devastating. Nothing turns a woody into a a limp noodle as fast as the comment that confirms your biggest fear since puberty, the thought that you’ve agonized over:

“Is my penis too small?”

Obviously in the event that you have heard a woman articulating that damning question, the answer is an emphatic YES!

You are a little dicked loser. Your penis is too small to please a woman.

Don’t believe me? Then we should go over the entire “Is my penis too small checklist”

When you jack off, does 2 fingers suffice?
When you use the bathroom, do you have to sit down to avoid making a mess of yourself OR do some crazy stretching and gymnastics?
Do panties fit better then boxers?
If you have found a woman willing to TRY to have sex with you, are you limited to certain positions? Do you have trouble reaching in some, or fall out on the back stroke?
Have ladies laughed when they saw it, or were suddenly no longer in the mood?
Have all your girlfriends cheated on you?
Can an empty toilet paper roll fit over your penis?

Sound familiar? If so, then small penis humiliation phone sex would be a good fit for you. Especially since you obviously are not a good fit for women.

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