Let’s face it, we all know that there are certain physiological things that set us apart. For all you little dicked chronic wankers I’m pretty sure you’re painfully aware of the fact that the most you can hope for on a Saturday night is humping your hand-gina. Me and My girlfriends have a saying “If it’s less than six he’s gotta hit the bricks,” LOL. There is a reason for this stubby. You’ve been wading at the shallow end of the gene pool and it’s evident by the size of that tiny toy you like to play with any chance you get.
Another plight of the little dicked loser is premature ejaculation. I know you pathetic little giggity gooers out there can’t help it, can you? These are the cruel facts of nature, but if you’re reading this you’ve adapted. You’ve learned to internalize the fact that nature fucked you over and gave you a tiny nubbin, haven’t you? I know this because all you tiny toy wankers just love to be humiliated about it. That emotionally painful reality has become like sweet ecstasy now and the fruitless fantasies of real manhood have passed you by. Kudos for facing reality ;)!
I want all you little stump chumpies out there to take a look at your hand and be grateful it’s there because that is all you’re really fit to fuck. Hopefully you’ve come to the logical conclusion that you don’t deserve to be near a pussy. If the only person a penis can pleasure is the one it’s attached to it doesn’t count.
Besides we wouldn’t want you polluting the gene pool with more little dicked losers now would, we? LOL
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Dear Mistress.thankyou for telling the wonderful truth.sincerly yours your oony ted
WOAH! Alice, I absolutely LOVED your comment! I didn’t know that and you made me laugh first thing in the morning. ~swoons~ I’ll admit there is something extra alluring about someone who can make me laugh AND think at the same damn time! 🙂
Now I know, the blog is not meant to be science, but I can’t help myself.
It is based on the premise that the small-dick losers won’t be polluting the gene pool, the Alpha males should be breeding, and the small dicks don’t deserve to be near a pussy.
Nature though works quite differently.
The alpha male gets to breed, but the males lower down on the spectrum actually do quite a bit of breeding on their own, sometimes in a very sneaky fashion.
For example here’s a species of lizard where the alpha male has a group of females, a harem of sorts, that he protects from other males. However some males will take on color characteristics of the female lizards so that they can pretend to be part of the Alpha’s harem and mate with the females.
The biologist who first noticed this called them `Sneaker Fuckers.’ I call them `Savvy Sissies.’
So, for all you Alpha males out there who think it is cute that your girlfriend has a sissy that sucks your cock, do you really know what is going on when you aren’t there?
And you wonder why we are so willing to please her… 😉