April showers may bring May flowers, but here at LDW May is all about masturbation. Clinically, it may be called masturbation, but there are so many more colorful phrases to describe self-love.

Slamming The Spam & Other Slang

Beat the bologna, drain the monster, fiddle the flesh flute, hump your hose, polish the pole, ram the ham, whip your dipper, and yank the crank are just a few of the 100+ terms I found, for the most fun activity known to mankind. No matter what you call it, the Mistress of LDW are the experts when it comes to pounding your pud.

To Cum or Not To Cum?

It can’t be very fulfilling when you are alone in bed, cranking one out, just so you get to sleep. You run the same porn loop in your head while you pound your prick, but sooner or later, its stale and so sad. It is one of the reasons why men come to us for guidance and control.

Guided masturbation sessions can run the full spectrum of sexual control. From sexy cock tease and delayed release to full on managed chastity, no matter your personal proclivities, the Empresses of the Enchantrix Empire have the experience and mad skills to manage your randy meat rod.

Mistresses Make Masturbation May a Spring Event

The merry month of May will bring more Cock Radio Shows and hosted chats from some of your adored Empresses. You can stay in the loop and not miss a single event by subscribing to The Daily Cock, the Cock Radio Blog, or join our fast growing adult social network, Enchantrix Empire.

Follow me, Miss_Viv on Twitter and see what I have planned to honor #Masturbation_May 2014.

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