Summertime… and the livin’s sexy!

The 3 H’s

Summer is here, and you know what that means? The 3 H’s.  No, not hazy, hot and humid.  Hot, Horny and Hung.  As in Ms. Christine is hot (and sexy), horny (as are you), and looking for some hung guys to make her even hotter!  Check out my recap of a call over at Mistress Phone Sex Calls. My voyeur cuckold and his pindick made me hot and horny, and then let me call my hung boyfriend, so he could come over and cool me down with some of his special cream.

Think Ms. Christine Knows How To Suck?

Is there really any question?  Well, one of my cocksuckers thought there was, and he actually challenged me to a blow job contest! The balls!  Not so much my cocksuckers, but the ten full sets of balls he’s going to have to empty to pay off our bet are real.  Anyone up for a cocksucker’s gangbang?  No, not me you sluts, I have a cock whore to do the sucking…Oh, what am I thinking?  It’s not like any of you have a cock worthy of being sucked, now do you pindick?

Do You Declare Your Independence?

I know a good number of my pets actually decided to exercise their right to the Pursuit of Happiness and stroked to their hearts content on July Fourth. It was really a win-win for me.  Either you remained denied, or you’re going to be in chastity for a good long while!  Either way, I get to be one of my favorite things – a cockteasing MILF!  I might just make my chastity pets “labor” with blue balls until Labor Day!

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