The world is going sideways, let’s play the sims. Yep, that’s my favorite game to play outside of that other “game” I’m always on offering virtual femdom. Favorite sims version is the 2nd one, I haven’t played sims 4 yet and it’s been out how long? Yeah so anyways let’s play the sims together. Or like… some other fun online thing. Keyword being fun, you are reading a hedonists bio.
When I am not shoving cakes into people’s… Oh right this is supposed to be vanilla. I’m a hedonist and I enjoy doing things I find pleasurable. Anything that makes me rage quit and throw tv monitors is totally out, unless it’s some weird sport involving throwing tv monitors off a balcony them I’m game! I’m good at a lot of things, but I’m going to tell you a little secret: There’s always someone that is better at whatever the thing is that you’re good at doing. Was that a mouthful? Speaking of mouthfuls, I like baking cakes and cookies, and if it wasn’t for me being a keto enthusiast, I’d probably bake a lot more.
So what other fun things does Brighton like to do when she’s not dancing around the living room with a fake skeleton and scaring the heck out of her neighbors? You know what’s really fun? Cards against humanity, and greedy. Or finding that one really funny video on youtube that makes you laugh so hard you can’t talk. I am Princess Happy Fun Times! Which means if you call me for a pow wow we are going to have a good time or so help me. Tell me about your day, vent about the annoying neighbor that won’t stop playing death metal at 3 in the morning, or… let’s play a game! The most important thing is that you have someone to talk to, when you need some social time.
I know some people are living in situations where they feel they cannot be themselves, so just a side-note, LGBTQ are always welcome to chat, and you can talk to me about pretty much anything… except politics. Please for the love of peanut butter keep your political views away from me or I might break out in hives and start singing the Michigan J Frog song until you stop.
I’m a witch, by the way. If I were to have my own coven, it would probably be the United Coven of Introverted Broomstick Riding Harlots Who Swear a Lot, or UCOIBRHWSAL for short. Did I mention I’m an introvert? That means that no, you cannot visit my tree fort because personal space. Unless you bring pizza. Read below for how to get in touch with me. Kay bye!
Email: email@example.com Please keep inquiries short and to the point. Walls of text make my eyes cross.
Skype: EnchantrixBrighton For text sessions. I do not monitor skype, and most skype IM’s will get ignored unless I know ahead of time that you are contacting me there, so best way to reach me is via email.
Discord: GoddessBrighton#8591 Also for text sessions and to join us on our EE server!
Smoke Signals: Build a bonfire big enough to A. Be seen from mars and B. Invite me over so we can make s’mores.