Until you’ve experienced what the Ladies of the Enchantrix Empire can dish out in terms of femdom phone sex, you’ve never really experienced the heights of pleasure or the depths of aching frustration that a man is capable of feeling. I said what I said. If you’ve called any other service or freelance Lady out there making her way in the world, but you haven’t called us yet, you’re really missing out. If you added up all the experience the Ladies of the Enchantrix Empire have, you’d be facing something on the order of centuries of experience. And did I mention yet that we hold continuing education classes amongst ourselves to spread the niche and hard-earned knowledge and techniques around? You can’t assume that any of the newer Ladies are any less powerful, amazing, and capable than the Ladies who’ve been here a while. What’s preventing you from picking up your phone?

Maybe you haven’t called yet because you’re budget conscious.

That’s fair; we do have a solid reputation for keeping you entranced and mesmerized on the phone long past when you probably should have moved on with your day and gotten some chores done. Oops, our bad. But if you’re truly budget aware and worried, we have all sorts of things that can help you out. For the connoisseur of fine femdom phone sex on a budget, you can avail yourself of a number of our programs designed to help a hapless wanker like yourself out. Join the Enchantrix Perks program and earn free calls and more with every dollar you spend with us. Take advantage of our special offers and sales, like our Early Wanker Discount (ten-minute calls for $20 from 3 am to 9 am Eastern). Earn points towards discounts by participating in the Enchantrix Empire social network. Follow the Dispatchers on Twitter (or X? whatever it’s called this week) and grab those Spank Bank specials when they pop up. Set a call limit on your calls, and save your pennies if you must, because allowing something as weak as money to stand between you and amazing phone sex? What a beta move.

Speaking of ‘beta moves’…

Maybe you’re afraid to call us. Maybe the thought of being so intensely seen and understood makes something inside you shrivel up and cry for rescue. Maybe you’re such a fucking pussy that you’ll become instantly addicted to calling our femdom phone sex lines and will lose your job, your family, your self-respect, your free will… I mean, maybe. But honestly, we’re not that scary. We’re damn good at what we do, but unless you’re suffering from actual diagnosed sex addiction issues, calling us for a half hour here and there isn’t going to hurt you. And anything we do that you don’t want or enjoy, just say so. Sometimes, we’ll introduce something that is Too Much for you to take right that moment. Maybe you like the idea of sucking a dick more than hearing us laugh at you while you gobble a cock. That’s OK; we’re very receptive to feedback. And if everything goes pear shaped, you can ask dispatch about our Satisfaction Guarantee because we do guarantee that you’ll be satisfied, that is.

Maybe you really are a connoisseur of femdom phone sex.

If you haven’t called us yet because you’re taking your time to make sure you pick the exact right Lady to talk to, and there’s just so much excellence on display that you’re having a hard time narrowing things down. We have help for you, you know. You can fill out our Mistress Recommendation Form and get back a personally selected shortlist of Ladies the Cock Concierge Ladies think will fit your needs best. But, maybe you’re enjoying the hunt; maybe you get a kick out of reading all our blogs, listening to the thousands of hours of free erotic audio content we’ve produced, lurking on the forums (Get Girlie and Tease Mania), and otherwise slowly teasing yourself with the thought of that future call with the absolute best Lady for you. That’s cool, too. While you’re reading those blogs, leave us some comments because comments on our blogs tell us what sort of content is working for you and help boost our search engine rankings. Do us a solid, and make it interesting so that when you do call, we’ll recognize you from your comments! (And don’t be shy; you can always email any of the Ladies even if you’ve never done a call with us!)

Ready for the best femdom phone sex experience of your life?

I hope you really are, because we’re amazingly good at what we do. Not to brag or anything, but we’re kinda a big deal. You should pick up your phone and call us now, because waiting is a fool’s game. Why wait? Why put it off? Go get naked, grab your lube, and call us. No preparation, no pre-call questionnaire, just call and find out for yourself. Ask your dispatcher to recommend someone for you. Trust us. We’re that damn good at making you into the lust filled aching slut you’ve always wanted to be.

Your favorite femdom phone sex Mistress, Harper

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